top ten jokes
1 why was 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 8 9
2 Whatdo you call a man who forgets to put his underpants on ?
3 Whatdo you call a man with a tree growing out of his head ?
4 Why did the man with a pony tail go to see his doctor ?
He was a little horse
5 Whatdid the idiot call his pet zebra ?
6 Whatdo you call a fish on the dining table ?
A Plaice Mat
7 What do you call a man made from toilet paper ?
8 What do you call a vampire in a raincoat ?
9 What do you call a girl who lives on the same street as a vampire ?
The girl necks door !
10 What do you call a picture painted by an old master ?
An old masterpiece !