• "Haslucks has provided me with so many breath-taking opportunities."
  • "We are always encouraged to have fun and enjoy what we are doing."
  • "School isn't just about the lessons, it's about the other activities we are offered."
  • "There is a good vibrant feel and we are encouraged to be independent."
  • "You never feel alone - we are one happy, smiley family."
  • Haslucks Green Junior School

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    top ten jokes

     1  why was 6 afraid of  7 ? because 7 8 9

     2  Whatdo you call a man who forgets to put his underpants on ?
    Nicholas !

    3 Whatdo you call a man with a tree growing out of his head ?
    Ed-Wood !

    Why did the man with a pony tail go to see his doctor ?
    He was a little horse

    5 Whatdid the idiot call his pet zebra ?
    Spot !

    Whatdo you call a fish on the dining table ?
    A Plaice Mat

    What do you call a man made from toilet paper ?
    Louie !

    What do you call a vampire in a raincoat ?
    Mack-u-la !

    9 What do you call a girl who lives on the same street as a vampire ?
    The girl necks door !

    10 What do you call a picture painted by an old master ?
    An old masterpiece !